> Php code that isn't as insecure as an ugly girl on prom night

What the hell? Where did this come from? Could you not think of a less sexist metaphor to use here?

Maybe this is how you talk to your buddies, and maybe that's fine, and maybe it's even ok to speak like this here, but in the interests of not making the tech industry even more hostile to women than it is now, my request would be to refrain from picking this particular metaphor in this particular forum.