PHP is installed virtually anywhere, unbelievably fast (really!), achieves most tasks with a reasonable minimum of boilerplate (okay, okay, within reason) while remaining verbose enough to be easy to learn, and makes it possible for anyone to get started.
But the language itself makes you want to... I don't know, exactly - scream, or something? because of stuff like this gem: https://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=204433&cid=1... (highly recommended click)
I finally figured it out: this is exactly the same mindset behind systemd! D:
The OP article says that
> systemd should be written in a memory safe language. The obvious picks are Rust or Go.
My immediate response was "no no no no no NO! You need to replace the developers!"
I totally get the idea behind using a kitchen-sink-safe language for Important Critical Stuff™, I really do. And I know that C is slowly going out of vogue for system-level tools of the same order that systemd is in.
What I don't like is that the developers just blindly bumble along thinking everything's fine, denying the importance of issues like these... and get all confused when they get death threats (https://plus.google.com/+LennartPoetteringTheOneAndOnly/post...).
It would be much nicer if the people with the power could just go "ooh, whoa, thanks. Uhh, I don't feel like working on this, but PRs are welcome, and I'll doublecheck if it's been fixed in two weeks." That acknowledgement is really all people want...