Stop chasing followers: The web is not a numbers game
zeldman.com
zeldman.com
It is a valid point, so maybe this is just sour grapes. I always find dismissive platitudes like this coming from the haves as annoying. (For the record: I admire Zeldman and have read his books. I think he's a visionary and deserves the attention he does command.)
By staying true to his "brand" for a decade or more and slowly, carefully building up his company (Happy Cog), his online magazine (A List Apart) and his speaking circuit (An Event Apart) to support it.
If I'd been able to stay anywhere near as focused as he has during his career, I'd be a lot better off as far as audience goes, that's for sure (then again, it'd be hard for me to be worse off).
If I literally had billions of followers, I would have a ton of free traffic that I could direct anywhere I wanted, whenever I wanted. That would be worth a lot.
The shitmydadsays guy has a million followers, but their level of loyalty is pretty low. If he all of a sudden stopped posting occasional funny shit his dad says and started posting "Special offer on new Sprint cellphone plans!" and "Hey, have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ" then he'd find himself low on followers pretty quick.
On the other hand, a band of followers who think you're awesome and really care about your opinions on things is extremely valuable.
If they care enough you may be in for some hate mail.
Ironically, while this would objectively demonstrate the imprecision of follower count, it should be easily translatable into yet another score.
Full Disclosure: That's my app.