Speak for yourself. Linux is a perfectly viable option for non-lazy people, who don't complain about everything. And Windows 10 is excellent too if you don't care about privacy. And it's Ubuntu not Ubuttnu.

>> a sneering fuck you directed at not just me, but everybody remotely like me.

You overpaid 8k for a machine so why should Apple care? You are clearly going to buy their next product.

>>But we're mostly all gonna buy the new shitty MacBook Hipster, or gut it out with our old ones

According to Netmarketshare stats at least 2% have abandoned OSX since May 2016.