Anytime you're in a similar dilemma just disable JavaScript. There are even plugins that allow you to do that with one click.
Maybe try lynx?
Or just use VPS when surfing the web.
I used to do this on linux, as I had copies of my windows VM and I would just browse from the windows box on another screen and then work from the linux one on the main screen
Not to mention the fact that using Lynx makes you unique enough for it to be a useful tracking indicator.