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This is surely some markov-chain HN parody account. Do I win anything if I'm right?

You win 3D-printed augmented-reality goggles so you can relax in your self-driving car built on the blockchain.

Needless to say, the goggles are powered by scalable microservices written in Haskell, Go and Phoenix on a serverless, containerized architecture with a React/Redux front-end.

Musk is a good CEO because he his passionate about what he does. I'm not convinced he is that passionate about computers / gadgets.

Not to mention, deleting oil as an energy source is a far greater benefit to mankind than any possible innovation in computing.

Is this satire?

I don't think so. He didn't mention Javascript, Rust, or Go.