>"makes me not want"
I do not want to agree to many terms, so I do not agree to them; this does not make me want to ban those terms.
>"It is like a reverse market regulation"
Non-competes are 'like' any other business agreement to me. In any case, I am not sure what a 'reverse market regulation' is.
>"seems like a fatal attraction or overly obsessed/attached owner/girlfriend"
If you were analogizing an employer/employee relationship to a sexual one, they would seem most similar to a pimp or john; I do not think this is a useful analogy.
>"are a kick in the nuts... You'll know the feeling"
Many agreements feel unpleasant; I dislike any deal which obligates me to pay a large sum of money. This is interesting, but not very important to anyone else.