I don't know if FIFA Is the true source of the "stupidity" ... I mean, who doesn't want to try using the things you've been goofing around with in your own backyard. I remember visualizing myself as Ken Griffey Jr when playing baseball, who isn't pretending they are Lionel Messi in soccer.

This reminds me of the kids trying to hit homeruns on an 0 - 2 count in baseball. They'll learn.

Its kids learning the game, and kids being kids rather than simply being chess pieces for a 40 year old dad.