> built atop SQLite, the fastest, most reliable, and most widely distributed database in the world.
Most widely distributed maybe, but far from the fastest and AFAIK others beat it on reliability as well. No disrespect to SQLite, it's far more feature-rich than other embedded-style DBs, but without a definition of "database" that excludes them the statement as written is false.
> written for modern hardware with large SSD-backed RAID drives and generous RAM file caches
In other words, relies on those things so it won't work worth crap on anything less.
> The easiest way to talk with Bedrock is using netcat as follows
Nice security model you've got there.