Or "You have Big Data". Paraphrasing Greg Young's idea, "If you can put it on a Micro SD card that you can buy on Amazon, you don't have big data". So if your data fits in 128GB ($37.77 on Amazon right now) you don't need big data solutions.
If just maxing out the computer's RAM and CPU count solves your problem, then it's not big data.
Suck relevant DB entries into memory. There is no step 2.
Step 3 is using a real database.
Circles into square pegs. ;)