Sometimes I fail to follow the distinctions made in certain strains of classical statistics. How is his "conundrum" different than this one? "Roll a 6 sided die whose result we cannot see. Take the proposition that the top shows a 6. It either does or it doesn’t, so it’s hard to see how we could pick a probability for this statement."
What matters to a scientific observer is how often you’ll be wrong if you claim that an effect is real, rather than being merely random.
I think "scientific observer" may mean statistician here.
For the scientist, what should matter is the probability that the claimed effect is real -- period. That is, unlike the statistician, the scientist isn't (shouldn't be) allowed to blame "modeling error" when it turns out that the measurements are biased, the samples are correlated, or the effects are nonlinear. False assumptions that "randomness" is the only (or main) danger can lead to unrealistic error bars and unwarranted confidence in the effectiveness of flawed models.