The part about mandating Xcode allowing Apple to switch from ARM to something else is a good point.
The part about Apple secretly running iPhone apps under an ARM emulator seems a little crackpot.
The part about Apple secretly running iPhone apps under an ARM emulator seems a little crackpot.
But you're right, it does seem a little crackpot. Couldn't someone decompile an iPad executable and see if it's ARM code or not?
I don't believe I need to explain the joke. +7 kind of hints that some people agree.