Apple Announces LapTop

So in this parallel universe, people went three decades with no way to create apps for their iPads? This definitely sounds worth celebrating.

The press release itself was a bit awkward, but I enjoyed this closing line:

> as the Chinese say, "If you wait by the side of the river long enough, the features of your old computer will come floating by"

Summary:

A fictional Apple press release written from an alternative reality in which the iPad was released before the laptop.

About the author, via Wikipedia: Guy Kawasaki was one of the Apple employees originally responsible for marketing the Macintosh in 1984. He is noted for having brought the concept of evangelism, initially focused on creating passionate user-advocates for the Apple brand, to the high-tech business[1]. Kawasaki is a former Apple Fellow.

Wait... is it a joke ?