In the first of those two sections you yourself note how bias correction is not possible without the relevant data: "If we scrubbed the data this result would be impossible. Running least squares on scrubbed data yields alpha = [ 0.29878373, 0.30869833] - we can't correct for bias because we don't know the variable being biased on."
I'm not disputing that bias correction is possible, only that it can be much harder than you seem to be implying, with statements like "Most algorithms can and will correct for biases in their inputs.", and "Of course data contains biases. But again, please read the article I linked; algorithms will have a tendency to correct that bias."
I have some experience with bias correction in (ocean) weather forecasting, and in that domain there were problems both with the difficulty of modelling the bias structure, and with obtaining measurements reliable enough for bias correction.