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Jeez, why don't they just rewrite it in Brainfuck.

Nah, fam, it would be so much more efficient to write it in Elixir

I'm going retro and writing this in Prolog. I'm so over these modern languages.

I think I should just go back to QBASIC.

Why stop there? Why not lisp?

You can even keep the Commodore!