Nobody is ever allowed to move to another country, the end. -Google

I have a similar problem with google.

I lost access to my original gmail. If anybody took a 10 second overview they would see that I am the original owner but I am forced to sit back while an automated form response + an automated email response + an entire team of engineers + support forums + forum moderators + all the actual info I do still have on the account (which is accurate) and its still not enough to get my account back.