I think you're misunderstanding what the problem is here. I want global consistency (really I want two party consistency) to prevent the said user from witnessing the unkind thing I posted about them. It's necessary that my own actions appear in their original order to me, but also to anyone else who is plausibly affected by their reordering.
The full example also involves posting on a mutual friend's wall and having that post hidden by unfriending. You could route all requests to fetch posts to the owning poster's pinned set of servers, but this would be extremely expensive. Sharding solutions also weaken availability guarantees, because you necessarily shrink the set of nodes able to service a request.