2019: We used deep learning to automatically figure out what you wanted to call via the API. We also tried to update your code to use it, but your build is currently broken and your engineer is on a holiday and we estimate it will take 3 days to fix the build based on the average time between query and resolution time for your engineers based on their search history in our logs. We will do an auto-update when your systems are back up.

I thought the same thing. We saw this play out before with Parse. Not saying they play in the same space, but I think Google could just roll the Apigee features into Firebase and shutter the platform.

~4 years is awfully sanguine.