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That detail totally validated the story for me (new parent lol)

100%. I've a new little one as well, and dropped my phone within a month of birth. Only I was actually reading it at the time, and yes, it went in the toilet. :)

Can confirm this is a thing.

cuz the wife calls to check up on the baby

More like, reading HN to alleviate the boredom?