It really was the dish sink. I wash the baby's bottles by hand.
With a phone in the other hand...
cuz the wife calls to check up on the baby
More like, reading HN to alleviate the boredom?
That detail totally validated the story for me (new parent lol)
100%. I've a new little one as well, and dropped my phone within a month of birth. Only I was actually reading it at the time, and yes, it went in the toilet. :)