#error “Here's a nickel kid. Go buy yourself a real computer.”
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"He’d fished a nickel out of his pocket and slipped it into her palm. ‘Here’s a nickel, kid. Call me up when you’re eighteen. Right now I got to do some shoppin’ around.’"
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I think "here's a nickel, kid" used to be some kind of hackneyed phrase, back when you could actually give a kid a nickel and they could get something for it.
If we work harder, we can probably dig up earlier references. In any case, this particular here's-a-nickel-kid seriously predates Dilbert.
Here is a very close pre-Dilbert reference. In 1992, a new Broadway musical opened called My Favorite Year (setting: 1950s). In it, a song called "Larger Than Life" features a here's-a-nickel-kid line. (This is based on a 1983 movie of the same name, which doesn't have such a line, as far as I can tell: found an English .srt subtitle file and searched).
It might just be a hedge against hypothetical CPUs.
1: https://livegrep.com/search/linux?q=%23define+_FP_W_TYPE_SIZ...