Hey, that's what my cat said too! And we don't even have a cat flap, she's indoor only. Something seems fishy...

"Who are you? Do you have food?" -- Sounds like a pretty accurate translation to me.

"Can we please move somewhere sunnier? There aren't enough hours in the day for me to work on my tan."

Mine wants to be fed, which is quite impressive as I don't have a cat. but now I am going to get one, so I can feed it.