We hired consultants from McKinsey & Company last summer and after 9 months of working with us to learn how we operate, it was obvious that Twitter was the right choice.
Your April fools jokes need more subtlety.
I inwardly cringe at the approach of this day every year.
Does this mean it's now acceptable to put TL;DR in place of Executive Summary?
Sounds like an awful idea.
one day too soon
"First, everyone is on Twitter, so there is no chance that an entrepreneur wouldn’t be able to reach us."