Oh wait, that's not funny. That's sad.
Why can't you guys just use alt-right after a backspace to restore the previous page?
So an accidental thumb tap a touchpad + trying to delete a character produces a wait for the entire app to reload and then get back to where you were - which can take minutes assuming you were lucky and said app hadn't decided to wait 30 minutes to autosave.
In fact I had turned off fast tap on the touchpad for exactly this reason, glad I can turn it back on again.
If moving the mouse to the backspace button (seriously, the whole point of keyboard shortcuts is for people typing with both hands and not using the mouse) is such a problem, clean the mouse and turn up its sensitivity.
Or better yet, get a touchscreen, you'll never want to go back to mister mouse.
Wow, never thought that would need explaining here :(