The only option they mentioned involved keeping thousands of dollars essentially in escrow. The bills I was needing to pay were easily less than that each year, let alone monthly as I paid.
Hearing banks confused by remotely atypical businesses no longer surprises me.
Did you lie about the company registration number to the bank? If so, how did it happen to match the one you were eventually assigned?
Or did you lie about the bank account number when registering the company? How did you guess the one the bank eventually was going to assign to you?
What? I've done this in a few hours, both in Colorado and Ontario. Go online, register, print out registration, go to bank, open account.
Or is this a different kind of account or something?
This seems far-fetched... I walked into my Credit Union with my corp documentation and left with checking & savings accounts in less than 45 minutes. It was painless.
The legislation was focused on 'debt' based notifications - e.g. the way the existing laws were written, a paper-based notification was the legally recognised way to notify someone of their debt obligations (i.e. credit card statement)
The only paper statmeents I receive are for my mortgage account and its associated (empty) savings account. I suspect that's because until recently the credit union they're with was behind the times.