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For comedic gold visit http://investor.neuromama.com/

There's… a 17-minute rant about Google being bad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok-8uVR4Pa0

Note the fake NASDAQ symbol.

I only watched 5 minutes of it. Interestingly, Neuromama.com does indeed return Microsoft as the top result for "computer software": https://neuromama.com/get/web/computer+software

But the rest is the same as Google.

Funny because their php app is a Google scraper

Here's the Neuromama Recruitment Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZhI5zRJ8zw

Wow.

A 30 minute recruitment video? This belongs on /r/deepintoyoutube.

Actually, I just posted it.

Never thought I'd see the day two of the sites I frequent most would overlap like this.

This is incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hreCQlJB7bE

He says "adventure capitalists" more than a few times, then appears to be possessed

This is amazing.

I think the crazy and cringe factor is deliberate. Remember the goal is to find short sellers who think this is stuff is overvalued, total failure, crazy etc and then proceed to short sell it.

Not saying owners are not crazy, but in this case crazy happens to also help them.

This is so weird. It seems like this entire site is something I'd see on "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!".

Here's the "CTO" who appears to be a poorly paid actor reading from cue cards: https://youtu.be/g66rO79QL9w

Their YouTube videos are all amazing. Here's one particularly fun transition: https://youtu.be/g66rO79QL9w?t=9m34s

Stick with it for a few minutes and you can listen to him describe heavy ion fusion in terms of an "angel the size of Los Angeles that runs off nuclear power" while inexplicable jet-skiing videos play in the background.

Edit: Eight minutes later and water sports are still playing behind him. He's talking about Mt. Kilimanjaro now.

I think he's saying "imagine an engine the size of Los Angeles airport", but it's basically "imagine something this company is not going to do".

whoa, this one has their copy running over video of someone plummeting in an aerial silk accident. You can even hear people shouting "Call 911!" over the dubstep soundtrack.

This is so bizarre!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1rbxisJGJ4

FYI: None of the music heard in that video is "dubstep".

Gold for sure.

http://investor.neuromama.com/uploads/2/4/6/9/24695823/impor...

> NeuroMama.com is a large online platform, kind of like a large plaza, which has everything you need, and if you will start using NeuroMama, you don't need any other sites.

> NeuroMama.com is the best in the world Search Engine and Social Network, researched, designed, developed and implemented based on Neural Technology and artificial intelligence ..... Developed by the best International team of mathematicians, and computer analysts.

Finally! The dream that was Zombo.com has been realized!

> What can you tell to PREDATORS to have them to STOP DEFRAUD INVESTOR.... or to prevent them from starting to defraud them? The only thing that will work .... that they will GET LIFETIME SENTENCE FOR DEFRAUDING INVESTORS ... because PREDATORS v. INVESTORS is the same thing as MIKE TYSON v. 5 YEAR OLDS.

I feel like it's funniest website I seen in last couple of years. Probably they just too late for the Fools Day.

I like the image with Google, Alibaba, and Facebook on one side of a sports arena and Neuromama on the other. Like they are competing stocks.

This rise in value was orchestrated no doubt.

The youtube goes for days... this is the TimeCube of the 2010s.

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