IPad still looks uncomfortable to use for hours at a time

"Books still seem uncomfortable to read for hours at a time. I mean, you have to hold the thing the whole time you want to read it, and you even have to figure out fancy ways to keep it on the right page, since it keeps trying to close itself. You'd think after hundreds of years someone would have figured out this problem."

Oh wait, it isn't actually a problem. A whole 1.5 pounds? Oh no!