Anyway, investing a portion of each paycheck turned out to be too much repetitive work, so I wrote a cron job to do it for me automatically (more work, but more interesting work!). Then, I added automatic tax-loss harvesting once Betterment added theirs. Then, some friends wanted to use it, so I built a UI.
I'm thinking about releasing it to the public. To do that, I would have to become a registered investment advisor, but that's not a big deal - just taking a test and filling out some paperwork. Would anyone be interested in paying $10/month for this service? I'm currently working on setting up a marketing site explaining what this thing does: https://zenve.st