I'd love to see something like this applied to the goal of gaining muscle. I've been a twig my whole life. In college, I gained 20 lbs of "noob gains" and then tapered off severely. I've maintained that weight, but can't gain more with any reasonable effort.

Dear ddv,

You've got a potential million+ dollar business in the works. In fact, I'd quit my job to be a programmer on your team.