I plan on saving this article. Then I will write an agent that will search the text for any phrase that contains the concept of "landscaping." It will then replace those selections with new phrase sentiments generated from a random list of similar acts of drudgery. Laundry, driving, bathing, child-rearing, grocery shopping, sight-seeing, reading, speaking, attending weddings, barmitvahs, dentistry, cosmology, climate change, signing autographs, game of thrones, breakfast, etc. I plan on calling it the Deep Whine program. I expect it to be the first AI with a regular column in the Op-Ed section of a major national news publication.

"Instead of calling it Work, realize it is Play" -Alan Watts