> So you've fitted some curve, but why that curve?
Because it's the curve that's obtained by that particular minimization criteria, which is the minimization of the L² norm.
If some other criteria was used, or other approximation function, then the result would also be valid.
It appears that you are unaware that essentially all engineering in general, and whole field of computational mechanics in particular, is founded on what can be described as curve fitting. Whether it's plain old least squares approximation (in particular, moving least squares) or other techniques focused on the minimization of some other norm (Galerkin-type methods, for instance) the basis is all the same.
> What are the implications of assuming linearity between your input and output domains?
In short, because analytic functions and Taylor's theorem exist.
Is it that hard?
> As an engineer, if you don't understand the statistics behind your models enough to answer to such questions, their real-world applications aren't going to go far beyond wishful garbage-in-garbage-out number crunching.
You know nothing about engineering, and somehow you're assuming that everything can only be valid if it's interpreted as a statistical problem.
This isn't true, and it ignores complete knowledge field in physics and mathematics.