Patent troll lawyers are sons of East Texas judges
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Not that it makes the situation any better, but at least would require a "sons of former judge" in the title
Edit: Yup, John Ward retired in 2011[1] and Leonard Davis retired in May 2015... to join an IP law firm[2].
[1] http://www.wsfirm.com/attorneys/t-john-ward/ [2] http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/04/east-texas-judge-...
Just like how the president can't be from any other country in case they had to attack their own country.