I like to imagine they just have a competent system administrator with great work life balance. When he's not looking through logs, he works on his memoirs, goes on lunch dates with his wife, and proudly looks through the Perl programs his daughter sends him. Perl5 of course. Stan isn't having any of that new age crap.

Well, hackers did hacked Trump's voicemail and found out that Trump donated a lot of money to charities.