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I like the fact that it works with querySelectorAll! This is compatible with my projects in which I do:

    var qsa = function(sel){return document.querySelectorAll(sel)};

However, it does not work with:

    var subqsa = function(el,sel){return el.querySelectorAll(sel);}

If you're seriously wondering why is it so then, well, they're just replacing native methods of the document object, in order to get the same behavior from your second line, they'll have to replace Element.prototype.querySelectorAll as well, which is a bad idea.

You can just:

  var queryAll = document.querySelectorAll.bind(document);

Thanks, there really aren't enough memes from Spaceballs these days.

Agreed, the world needs many more spaceballs memes! :-)

I don't understand at all. I clicked "I don't get it," then put ".arbitrary" in as a selector, and.....a message comes up saying "Wasn't that awesome?" Nothing else happened.

What am I missing here

My best guess is you could raise an error and then you would always know if a selector didn't match.

In jQuery, a selector which doesn't match will evaluate to true, where as .length would be 0. This is a source of bugs, I'm sure, especially for beginners.

I believe it's a joke. At least I opened these comments thinking it was a joke akin to VanillaJS framework[1]. querySelectorAll returns an empty array if there are no matches, you don't need fancy string messages or errors for that.

[1] http://vanilla-js.com/

> querySelectorAll returns an empty array if there are no matches, you don't need fancy string messages or errors for that.

An empty NodeList[1] to be precise, which is sort of kind of like an array in that it has a length property and you can access its elements with index notation (`nodeList[0]`), but it doesn't inherit from Array.prototype, so it doesn't support methods like `forEach` or `map`.

[1] https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/NodeList

Indeed. Though still, NodeList has the length property with which you can check for "emptiness" the same as with an array, that's what I meant to say.

Speaking of which, there are few features in ES2015 that make NodeList more palatable:

1. Iterables. NodeList is iterable and you can use, among others, the for..of construction to iterate over its content.

2. There is the Array.from method for turning array-like objects into true arrays. Not much different from our usual method of calling [].slice.call in this particular case, yet it's a bit shorter, standardized, and has a few additional perks, like accepting map function as the second argument.

At least in new versions of Chrome, NodeList is iterable, so you can use forEach and map on it.

https://medium.com/@devlucky/nodelist-object-is-finally-an-i...

[ ...document.querySelectorAll('nodes') ] will convert it to a real array ;)

You got it, it's just a joke :)

When I ran it, at least with the UI mode on the website itself, I get a mp4 of Spaceballs.

https://nicosantangelo.github.io/weaintfoundshit.js/interact...

This is awesome! I wasn't expecting "I had enough" at all.

Keep executing document.querySelector('.foo') several times in the dev console and eventually a new video comes up lol.

This should be tagged with "Show HN".

the mac keyboard shortcut listed should be Cmd+Option+i.

Changed it, thanks!

Spaceballs!

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