Show HN: Hacking airplane headphones
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The best way I've found to remove such insulation is to light it on fire, which would be frowned upon during a flight.
You can sand the insulation off with an emery board, commonly found in nail care kits.
(Source: I rewound _so_ many CD Rom drive motors into model airplane motors back before you could buy them easily... I think my knowledge of that asprin trick predates that by a decade or more though...)
So many headphones to fix. So many Litz-wire inductor cores in Class-D amplifiers to solder. Thanks.
"Asprin smoke, don't breath this!"
Also:
> The finished product worked beautifully, despite now only providing monaural audio and is about five centimetres shorter, which is still perfectly usable since the seats hardly recline.
I would consider the monoaural audio to be a benefit! When possible, I try to set my phone to force mono. I'm considerably more likely to be distracted by stereo effects than entertained by them.
The third pin is to provide power for active-noise cancellation headphones. Most airlines usually only give them out in business and above now.
I did this once on a flight by accident using Apple earbuds then confused myself when I couldn't replicate it. Thanks for the tip.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-pcs-3-5mm-Airline-Airplane-Earphon...
In most airlines the announcements are at fixed volume, independent of the movies. That means you can put the video on full volume and turn it down inline. No more announcements screaming in your ear :) (and better sound quality as a bonus)
The part that was omitted:
"Hey, do you have some tweezers I can borrow?" "Tweezers? Um, no. I have an extra pair of headphones, though. It looks like you're having trouble with yours." "Oh, uh, no thanks--I just need some tweezers."
The reason this is so cool is because it's a perfect example of problem solving, and how our determination kicks in when we have an innovative solution. Even if that means skipping over the easiest or the most common solution.
Asking a co-passenger for a spare set of phones would have left him with the same problem: the plane socket was only feeding audio from one hole, not both.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure-eight_loop is a classic climbing knot and I guess most people would just use an overhand knot.
I usually prefer a bowline for tying in, but that's not as safe. :)
See: http://krebsonsecurity.com/2011/08/beware-of-juice-jacking/
e.g. https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B00JL1490G
No data transfer possible, and the particular cable linked feels as if it would have an adequate copper cross-section for the 2½A it's rated at.
A well designed USB charger will just shut down if this happens. A non well designed USB charger is another matter.
I wonder if it's left in from before they had the PC fingerprint check, and nobody ever bothered to take it out.
https://www.amazon.com/Golden-Plated-Airline-Airplane-Adapte...
Author: <fiddles with headphone jack>
Author: <fiddles with headphone jack some more>
Author: "Hey, can I borrow some tweezers? I think this headphone jack is busted and I want to adjust these headphones so they'll work."
Seat Passenger: "No problem."
Author: <starts stripping the wires from his headphones>
Seat Passenger (thinking): "Stay cool, Phillip, this guy is clearly a terrorist..."
Author: <plugs in headphones>
Author: "Hey, it works! Thanks, bud!"
Seat Passenger (thinking): "Where is that god damned air marshall. Oh god, what am I going to do?!"
Actually, try this as a non-white person and you are dead...
Actually, try this, and you are dead (not sure how the author got away with it).
Once I was flying to the United States and in the middle of the flight the screen in front of me printed a familiar image, Tux, the famous penguin icon of Linux (the entertainment system was rebooting or something). I thought it was interesting so I decided to take a picture, the woman that was sitting on my side asked me what was that and why was I taking a picture, so I smiled and said "Somebody hacked the plane", as you can guess she didn't get the "joke" and started (nervously) to look for one of the flight attendants, 3-5 minutes later she went to the bathroom but oh surprise (or maybe not) she returned with two of the flight attendants that started asking for my passport and to allow them to check my cabin bags. They were cool after I clarified the situation, but this was a lesson for me to 1) don't try to do stupid things in a plane, 2) don't joke with nervous people.
I just remember the story of this mathematician that was writing some formulas in the plane and the person on his side thought that he was planning a terrorist attack. This is why it surprises me that the author of this article was able to get away with his "experiment" just like that.
EDIT: Re-reading the article, he says that "the flight staff weren’t angry that I had cannibalized their headphones" and then continues with "If you work for Emirates, let me know and I’ll give you the seat and flight number". Considering this I will assume that they weren't angry because a) its a rich airline so they assume that people taking their flights are "harmless", or b) Middle East citizens are used to plane hijacks (this is actually a really bad joke, and I will accept the downvotes with resignation).
It's your average airline that spans from Europe to Australia from bases in middle east. Nothing really rich about it. (although, it is quite comfortable)
[0]: http://www.oliverwyman.com/content/dam/oliver-wyman/global/e... [1]: http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/emirates-confirms-bi...
Or specifically why I didn't say rich is that it's not like you have a lot of choice flying long-haul over middle east. You're likely to get a stop-over in Dubai and if you're flying One World, you're likely to have an Emirates code share.
Also I didn't find Emirates particularly different. The ones that did stand out to me is SAS.
They are horribly profiled in security, but again, claiming they will be murdered is a bit of an exaggeration.
People didn't have to comment this way, but they chose to.
Society are not idiots. No people would not report you for doing this, no more than people might murder you. Yes it could happen but it won't.
Connectors like these are pretty much a standard for whatever crazy reason as well. (the third hole seems to provide some power, since their noise-cancelling version in business uses it)
I've always assumed they used the weird connectors to prevent people from taking the headphones with them (since they can't easily be connected to anything except an airline entertainment system)
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travelbuzz/862199-does-any-ai... http://www.fodors.com/community/air-travel/headsets-on-delta...
I've heard that also historically one of the big reasons for the odd jack was to prevent theft (back when headphones were relatively more expensive and all airline headphones were designed for reuse...)
A company local to me, Thompson, manufactures seats and competes for customers through both big OEMs.
Please don't do this to my airplane.
Please share.
Not sure how one would manage to sneak a lighter onboard though.
Lighters are allowed as carry-on luggage: https://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/as...
Dry paper is roughly as conductive as glass: that is, no fire is going to happen here. You can't get a spark.
Power (Watts) = V^2/R, or I^2*R, so a maximum of 0.067 Watts to start a fire. Not much at all.