* No homebrewed tech allowed. It's too "complex"
* We should only use off-the-shelf libraries and SDKs because bar-to-entry isn't a real investor risk ("Just trust me, I'm a charismatic CEO who played golf a few times with the best friend of the college roommate of the guy who helped the guy close Series A for Baidu")
* Soft skills, soft skills, soft skills! Smiling > coding
* I don't know what technical debt is, but I'm sure we can safely rewrite our core product from scratch in between Series B and Series C. Product owners, customer support teams, and quality assurance re-on-boarding is a money problem, not a leadership problem.
* Security audits? I have no idea what those are, but lets incorporate IoT into our product suite somehow. That seems hot right now to VCs.
Bubbles. Bubbles everywhere.