Why I Had a Magnet Implanted in My Finger
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The idea of implanting something in myself was very off-putting to begin with. But after I could see the practical uses, discussed some of the ideas people had for usage it seemed like a pretty fun idea.
I received the xNTi from Dangerous Things which came pre-loaded in a syringe for implant. Under the observation of a professional I implanted myself, two months later there's no scar and I've mostly forgot about the chip except when I use it to open or unlock things (and I think, damn that's cool) or I pass on contact details to someone at bar via NFC who thinks I've just done a high-tech magic trick.
I can feel and slightly move the implant beneath the skin, it's a little weird to get used to, remembering "oh yeah that's the chip I implanted into my hand".
I'd not recommend anyone performing surgery on themselves, however I'm pretty familiar with some basic surgery on myself in various places of my body (that sounds odd, but I've been in very odd situations) and I did my research beforehand on the implant, as well as had a registered professional to oversee the "DIY surgery" (really just made sure I sterilised properly and didn't somehow sever an artery).
It's also safe for an MRI (which would have been the stopping point for me).
How hard do you think it would be to remove if it ever became obsolete?
Personally I'd get a professional to remove it, it'd be an awkward place to cut with a non-dominant hand, and I think it'll be slightly trickier since you'll need to cut rather deep to get to it. I don't think I'd be able to do that, nor would I want to risk trying.
Can you share some of these situations?
edit: I see you posted a response, but it's flagged as [dead] for some reason :/
Have had to give myself stomach and intramuscular injections for various medical reasons too.
Have had to remove foreign metal form my leg, clean and stitch up the wound which was relatively shallow but long. Another accident, car crash in a remote area.
Always have a first aid kit handy! And probably don't hang out with me too much away from civilisation..
Having the unit sterilized in a preloaded syringe has to be a lot better than a DIY solution.
People talk about the added perception that having an embedded magnet gives them, but honestly while my hearing/sight isn't great I've been able to sometimes get rather similar perceptions just through regular living. I think one use case I've read about was walking on the street and feeling a subway train below the ground. I've walked on a street before and felt the vibration of the grinding tracks, heard the scratch and screech of hard wheels on rail, and seen sparks or electric bolts when subway cars (at least Muni in SF) temporarily lose power via their rooftop cables.
I've had those perceptions without any kind of body mods. Is the issue that people nowadays are too stubborn to ignore the senses they already have, or grow so tired and bored of them that they need to add a completely new one?
I'm not sure that it makes any real sense to have an implanted magnet in a finger.
But hey, whatever floats people's boats; if there exist some people who absolutely need to change their own perceptions then I suppose all the power to them for making that decision and being capable of enduring the stress and pain from the procedure.
[1] http://www.theverge.com/2012/8/8/3177438/cyborg-america-bioh...
[2] http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/31/5952647/cyborg-conversion-...
That's kind of a negative outlook on the whole thing, isn't it? I imagine people said similar things about, for example, headphones, or GPS. And while both of those things have potential downsides, people don't use them because they're too lazy to read a paper map or too selfish to want to share a music experience with friends.
I'm all for people doing what they want as long as it's not extremely selfish, but I cannot myself see a clear advantage to a magnet implant, other than:
A. Party tricks B. Telling people I have a magnet in my finger
I think it probably comes from a wish for ill-thought out sci-fi tropes with the less than adequate technology at hand.
I just don't see an embedded magnet as being the same kind of assistive device as headphones or GPS. Neither of those examples provide a new sense (which was my original comment's example of what an implanted magnet does). They don't replace senses or add completely new ones. Unless someone is capable of storing an entire region's map to memory and locating themselves within that region precisely (maybe some people can to an extent, but not entirely the same).
Asimov, back in 1939, wrote a great short story that has stuck with me ever since I read it for the first time: The Secret Sense[1]. It tells the story of Martians, who are mocked and pitied by Earthlings for their terrible sense of sight and hearing, such that they have no appreciation for our great art, our paintings, our music. I won't give away any more of the plot, suffice to say I recommend you find yourself a copy to read, and hope it brings you the wonder and reflectiveness the story brought to me when I was a boy.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Sense (contains spoilers)
But I would say that serves a different scenario.
Example: https://supermagnetman.com/collections/magnetic-wedding-ring...
I expect you could get a similar sensitivity from gluing a small rare earth magnet to your fingertip.
That does not make much sense. Body piercing, circumcision, tattoo etc.. are similar, but permitted and very common.
I'd be very curious to try something like that, but I have no idea what I'd "project" on such a thing. I suppose if I were a farmer or rancher, it would be interesting being constantly cognizant of where members of the herd were.
Maybe once my kid is older and starts crawling/running around, it might be a fun thing to wear to a museum so I'm instantly made aware if she stars making a bee-line away from me.
It was neat, but it sucks if you're physically active at all. It was always sensitive / sore to touch. To the point that if I was doing pushups I had to keep that finger off the ground. Overall, would not recommend.
I think this story teaches us that DIY surgery is not a good idea.
This person didn't even seem to get that far.
An implant in the hand should be simple: if your hand triggers the metal detector it is easy to verify that your hand is empty and that the location matches the documentation. Small magnet probably doesn't even trigger it though.
Sounds like becoming half a conjoiner out of science fiction, to be honest.