Ed: Text editing with media widgets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_(text_editor)

  $ ed --help
  GNU Ed - The GNU line editor.
  
  Usage: ed [options] [file]

I know, there's other problems in the world, but I wish people would look around a bit before they name their things.

http://man7.org/linux/man-pages/man1/script.1.html

Typescript is another one that bugs me, although that's even less worth a rant, because it isn't the name of an old program, it's the name of the default output file for an old program.

Harumph!