Best Elixir library ever: “rails”

For those wondering; the meat of the library is:

  def call(conn, _opts) do
    rails_penalty = 500..1200 |> Enum.shuffle |> Enum.at(0)
    :timer.sleep(rails_penalty)
    conn
  end

(from https://github.com/BlakeWilliams/rails/blob/master/lib/rails...)

So now both of the people that use elixir can have slow request handling. :)

Yeah, we get it, rails is slow and obviously that is not the reason people use it.