29 (which lacks the "too young" connotation the author has placed there)
Twenty nine and three quarters :)
I don't think there's any need to add an adjective to it unless the intention is to convey ~"too young; naive; inexperienced" as seems the case here. They could simply say e.g. "John Doe, 29, [...]".
He's pre-30.
I feel like pre-30 valuation is the new company metric in SV.