Actually, I would. A lot of my "bombastic claims of achievement against the odds" are completely true. The problem is getting anyone to believe me. :-/
I don't believe that.
Do you need examples? ;-P
I was kidding. You should skim my submissions.
I kind of thought you might be. But who am I to pass up a chance to poke fun at myself? No sense letting you poke fun at yourself all by your lonesome. ;-)