Man I've gotta say that despite all the bad news this really bums me out. I love being able to run down to Walgreens, order my own blood tests, and get the results without a doctor or a big hassle.
In my city you can get a walk-in palm reading by a psychic for less money than a Theranos blood test.
I can make it even more convenient - get out a couple of dice and roll them across your desk. If the total is under 7 you are ok otherwise go to the doctor for some competently run test.
All the other replies are misinterpreting this: There was once hope that this would democratize/commoditize medical testing.