How “Silicon Valley” Nails Silicon Valley
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Thankfully I'm in a better place professionally now, and I recently came back to the show. Now I enjoy it a lot, even though it can hit very close to home.
When suffering through push-backs, broken software, and no's frequently, sharing the pain with the Pied Piper team is my quiet way of balancing my mind.
Buy a gold chain!
So I get how you might feel that way if you're in similar straits as the show.
Unfortunately, unsurprising.
Asian exist in real life: http://1u88jj3r4db2x4txp44yqfj1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-c...
“Silicon Valley,” a show about computer nerds, has a fan base that is particularly attuned to minutiae, and particularly apt to argue about them on the Internet. If a Post-it, URL, or line of code is legible on the show, it will be screengrabbed and scrutinized. Last year, a few hours after an episode aired, a Reddit user with the handle HeIsMyPossum started a thread called “Why did the writers just obliterate all the good karma they had built up with their core audience?” He made an impassioned argument that a plot point—the accidental deletion of data from Pied Piper’s servers—was implausible. “So the files were being converted live while coming through an FTP? And that affects disk deletion speed?… Come the fuck on guys.” Rob Fuller, a software engineer and a consultant on the show, logged on to Reddit to defend his work, mostly by displaying his own nerd plumage. “Stuff like this happens,” he wrote. “I think even Amazon had an outage because one of the admins fat fingered a DNS or ACL change at one point.” Another user responded to Fuller: “Thanks for engaging us here, we really appreciate it.” The thread amassed nearly three hundred comments. “Sorry for being a dick,” HeIsMyPossum wrote.
Edit: well, it's weirdly anticlimactic sitting here. But it was hilarious in the New Yorker.
It's sort of a metaphysical overarching joke rolled into the show. Anything on the show talking about their compression technology becomes necessarily unbelievable as a result.
Causality caused the file to be deleted on both ends!
There are of course limits to how much you can compress things, but only for a finite number of possible files can you ever prove that you've hit the limit. For almost all possible files/strings, you can't ever prove you've got an optimal compression algorithm, so if someone's new algorithm appears to work better, well, you've got the burden of proof to show you've already hit the Kolmogorov complexity of the file and they're cheating.
What seems like dullness starts to feel pretty good again after the sugar binge of sensationalism that we get nearly everywhere else.
I founded a startup and headed engineering for another. I have seen more than half the things there as follows: Getting money in tranches. Investors making you spend invested money for personal gain. Having a business CEO who has no product insights. Board control issues. Employees trying to overthrow founders and getting fired because of that. Being forced to hire friends and family of investors. Lawyers represent the company and not you. Founding company with someone whom you do not trust. Investors getting involved in day to day running.
Luckily each of the startups had an happy ending. But it took a lot of hard work and a few miracles.
[1] https://github.com/Stitchpunk/activity/commit/6b016dec5f52b9...
edit: He works for the show, and is legit https://www.linkedin.com/in/emcmanus
This shit is hilarious!
Oh and Google went ahead and registered... http://www.hooli.xyz
> at some of the big companies, the P.R. departments have ordered their employees to stop saying ‘We’re making the world a better place,’
That does remind me of Atlassian: "... help teams advance humanity through the power of software" https://www.atlassian.com/company
Or that in reality if they were using a p2p CDN the users would be absolutely losing their minds on reddit/HN/etc for using their bandwidth without permission
a) 6500's are versatile and can be used (with vary degrees of success) for a variety of purposes: switching, core routing, edge routing (not great), load balancing, even IPSec services with things like the SPA modules.
b) They're incredibly power hungry, so the bit about needing more power is apropos.
c) They're still used in lots of places. Ever seen a budget hosting colo? Chances are there's a 6500 there.
d) They're stupid cheap on the used market. The fact that there's even still a used market for the 6500 shows how venerable and long-lived it is.
That said, I do want to stab the first person who suggested using it as an edge router exposed to Internet traffic.
“Some Valley big shots have no idea how to react to the show,” Miller told me. “They can’t decide whether to be offended or flattered. And they’re mystified by the fact that actors have a kind of celebrity that they will never have—there’s no rhyme or reason to it, but that’s the way it is, and it kills them.” Miller met Musk at the after-party in Redwood City. “I think he was thrown by the fact that I wasn’t being sycophantic—which I couldn’t be, because I didn’t realize who he was at the time. He said, ‘I have some advice for your show,’ and I went, ‘No thanks, we don’t need any advice,’ which threw him even more. And then, while we’re talking, some woman comes up and says ‘Can I have a picture?’ and he starts to pose—it was kinda sad, honestly—and instead she hands the camera to him and starts to pose with me. It was, like, Sorry, dude, I know you’re a big deal—and, in his case, he actually is a big deal—but I’m the guy from ‘Yogi Bear 3-D,’ and apparently that’s who she wants a picture with.”
[1]:http://www.piedpiper.com/app/themes/pied-piper/dist/images/i...
Essentially everyone in the engineering team's social circle either were engineers themselves who wouldn't recognize good design if it hit them in the mouth, or intentionally did not give criticism of the product in order to suck up to the promising new startup.
When Monica was in her office looking at the beta, she was wearing a regular suit. When she shows up at Erlich's house (presumably soon after the last scene), she's changed into a white/cream colored sweater. I thought that was a nice callback to the earlier season.
1. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kq_VI7SJLxo/UASmKSHJDcI/AAAAAAAAIp...
The article contains several spoilers. You may want to hold off if you follow the show.
The paper they link to from there (https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Effi...) is actually "Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency: a model for male audience stimulation". Not that I'm complaining, that is absolutely incredible, but does the compression paper actually exist?
Oh my god
What I'm getting at is that even in it's attempt to be more insane than what startup life is like, it's strangely... more accurate.
And I can't really tell if that's a good or bad thing.
Maybe similarity to reality is a hallmark of excellent comedy. This is certainly true of one of my favorite comedy shows Louie, which is almost hyperrealistic.
-- Mark Twain
[0] http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/you-cou...
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/01/opinion/watching-the-detec...
Similarly medical professionals seem to agree Scrubs is much more closer to reality than the "dramatic" Grey's Anatomy. Another show that comes to mind is Malcolm in the Middle.
Everything else is so on-point that it can be uncomfortable to watch as a denizen of Silicon Valley.
Obviously not a 3 week debugging issue, but still at least some notion of a technical obstacle...
Although they could potentially throw in a sequence designed to show that aspect. 2-3 minutes of silence with a stationary camera showing a motionless programmer at their computer, frowning slightly. Eventually they break the silence by swearing.
Mind you, you could probably only do that once in the entire run of the show. As you alluded to, the reality of working through difficult problems would not make for good TV.
Mind you, you could probably only do that once in the
entire run of the show.
HBO is the same network that aired this skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyrM7GxyzGgThen you see them slowly click. Press backspace once. press the 3 key. Click again, and their eyes widen as then they exclaim "Finally!"
I think you mean:
> and their eyes widen as then they exclaim "Oh my god I am such a fucking idiot."
Add profanity as necessary.
That said, 90% of what I see on Silicon Valley is remarkably accurate.
That wasn't the board, that was the CEO.
> a company founded entirely by engineers doesn't seem like it would ever entirely give up on the product.
When did they? They fought, they whined, they tried to form a conspiracy, and finally they bargained and compromised. I don't recall them ever giving up.
Someone replied: "This is like the movie Idiocracy: so close to reality that it isn't funny."
A dubious vindication of Mike Judge's satirical skills: reality catches up so quickly with his satire that it fails at comedy.
In an episode of Betas, on character slaps a bitcoin down on a table to place a bet. It showed how well they they did their research.
Most real SV startups are, it seems, unfortunately just building a business around a CRUD application (see AirBnB, Uber, to name a few, but there are many many more).
These two businesses in particular highlight that it's a lot harder than you think, otherwise the market would be saturated with clones.
There are any # of co's not lame early on: Google, Adobe, Zee Aero, Joby, Viv/Siri, Cruise, Magic Leap, DeepMind, Vicarious…
Indexing and rating web pages based on links back to pages. Basically a massive "outer join" on the web. Basically a software implementation of how academic papers are rated, but technically a massive data processing exercise - not just a good idea in theory but required a great deal of engineering skill to implement.
Facebook is a graph theory application.
> Most real SV startups are, it seems, unfortunately just
> building a business around a CRUD application (see
> AirBnB, Uber, to name a few, but there are many many more).
I think you vastly underestimate the technology that goes into the parts of Uber we don't see -- the logistics of dispatching and monitoring a couple hundred thousand drivers (or so?) in real time.Not that I'm making an argument that Uber itself executes particularly well. I have no idea about that.
I actually laughed out loud. I'm just the Postgres team would love your insight into how they can implement master-master replication because "it's not novel or difficult."
End of discussion. What works for 100 customers/drivers does not work for 100,000
One fairly recent episode involves pretty much throwing away all of the hard technology that the engineers want to work on in order to make an appliance that's easier for the sales team to sell. They came up with the idea after one of the engineers says something sarcastically like "yeah we could just ignore all the tech and make a dumb box."
"My code can beat your terrible hardware!" "My hardware is terrible because of your terrible code!"
That just doesn't happen in my experience. Has anyone else seen this?
Passive-aggressive bromances are a hallmark of comedy nowadays.
In the bad old days before dev-ops systems admins and engineers often had some pretty good pissing contests around blame shifting and pitching shit over the wall. Though it has come down, in tone, this relationship does exist to some extent still. I think they have captured the dynamic but skipped the actual exchanges/interactions to spare a less technical audience.
I'm sure it's solved some of their headaches while presenting other, new ones.
So it's not an uncommon problem to have wherever there's no clear line of responsibility, and no real shared ownership. It's only unrealistic in the sense that, if you have those kind of problems in a company as small as Pied Piper, I'd expect the product to not work at all.
Even if it doesn't actually matter for performance reasons, they expected things to be one way, and want the environment to adapt to match their expectations, even if they might be expecting a wholly un-maintainable environment.
And I'm sure it works exactly the other way, too. The developer doesn't understand why the environment isn't what they expect, or isn't like the lab, or whatever.
It's just rare that you have a company making new hardware AND new software at the same time.
The CTO makes a decision to move to AWS. A couple of "server huggers" on the team start blaming AWS's "shitty infrastructure" for unexplainable latency spikes and increased downtime. The CTO responds blaming their "terrible code" for not being designed properly and points at Netflix.
I think it was back in the day of the Pentium III vs some AMD Athlon. I don't remember the conversation verbatim, i was too busy petting my G4.
On a related note, a few days ago [1] Marc Andreessen recommended another show based on startup culture: Halt and Catch Fire [2]
I haven't seen it, but I will probably give it a shot.
[1] http://fourhourworkweek.com/2016/05/29/marc-andreessen/ [2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2543312/?ref_=wl_li_tt
Maybe it gets better but I didn't give it the chance.
Rosewood Hotel cougar night by Sand Hill.
the world does seems to be a better place when you're making a lot of money.
Speaking of writing going downhill...
It seems weird to have the inside knowledge of such a heated but obscure topic, and then get the detail wrong. I hope it was intentional because it points to them playing with their audience in quite a Machiavellian way.
Teller ended the meeting by standing up in a huff, but his attempt at a dramatic exit was marred by the fact that he was wearing Rollerblades.
Gavin Belson = Marc Benioff
Denpak Singh = Deepak Chopra
Peter Gregory = Peter Thiel
Erlich Bachman = Sean Parker
Russ Hanneman = Mark Cuban
Laurie Bream = Marissa Mayer
Philz Coffee onsite = Facebook
Hooli tunnel = Zynga tunnel
0. https://www.instagram.com/danbilzerian/ (NSFW)
OP plz
it's so obvious when you look at the sources - Peter Thiel and Blueseed/libertarian idealist offshore things, and the oil rig offshore thing in the first season.
and WHO PUT RADIO ON THE INTERNET?!?!?! THAT'S RIGHT - ME. Never met Mark Cuban, is he really anything like that?
Laurie Bream is still Peter Thiel. The character is nothing like Marissa Mayer. MM doesn't really have an analogue in the SV show.
http://www.recode.net/2015/4/13/11561406/hbos-silicon-valley...
https://backchannel.com/who-are-the-real-life-models-of-sili...
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
“It’s capitalism shrouded in the fake hippie rhetoric of ‘We’re making the world a better place,’ because it’s uncool to just say ‘Hey, we’re crushing it and making money.’”
“Some of us actually, as naïve as it sounds, came here to make the world a better place. And we did not succeed. We made some things better, we made some things worse, and in the meantime the libertarians took over, and they do not give a damn about right or wrong. They are here to make money.”
“In the real Silicon Valley, as on the show, there is a cohort of people who have a real sense of purpose and actually think they’re going to change the world, and then there’s a cohort of people who say farcical things about their apps that they clearly don’t believe themselves.”
http://www.piedpiper.com/ (complete with a blog) http://www.hooli.com/ http://www.bachmanity.com/ http://www.coderag.com/ http://raviga.com/ http://www.endframesystems.com/ http://drinkhomicide.com/ https://github.com/Stitchpunk
For some reason I just couldn't suppress my laughter reading this...
To be fair, there are libertarians (notoriously PT, although i think he's been lightening up a bit) who do sometimes act as if they see making money as the only right.
He wrote an essay for Cato a few years ago that spells out his views fairly specifically:
http://www.cato-unbound.org/2009/04/13/peter-thiel/education...
There are some stark quotes, "I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible" or "Since 1920, the vast increase in welfare beneficiaries and the extension of the franchise to women — two constituencies that are notoriously tough for libertarians — have rendered the notion of “capitalist democracy” into an oxymoron.
In that sense, his support for Trump makes more sense.
In the face of these realities, one would despair if one limited one’s horizon to the world of politics. I do not despair because I no longer believe that politics encompasses all possible futures of our world. In our time, the great task for libertarians is to find an escape from politics in all its forms — from the totalitarian and fundamentalist catastrophes to the unthinking demos that guides so-called “social democracy.”
The critical question then becomes one of means, of how to escape not via politics but beyond it. Because there are no truly free places left in our world, I suspect that the mode for escape must involve some sort of new and hitherto untried process that leads us to some undiscovered country; and for this reason I have focused my efforts on new technologies that may create a new space for freedom.
He then goes on to talk about the internet, space colonization, and seasteading. I'm not really seeing the neoreactionary angle here. Am I missing something?
Ancient and not-so-ancient democracies have predicated the right to vote on such things as military service, land ownership, not being on welfare and other things. The idea is that voters should have a substantial stake in the republic (not saying that either predicate is a good, much less perfect, proxy for such a stake), not merely inhabiting it. Returning to that, rejecting "democratism" is the reactionary part.
Also freedom-first thinkers like Thiel (and me for that matter) can just say: sure I believe in democracy -- and the most effective way to get it is almost alway to let people rule themselves.
You can argue that that is playing with definitions -- but every republic since Athens that was worth a damn found ways to give individuals their space to do stuff that other people didn't like.
For the hardcore neo-reactionaries, democracy is not merely doomed, it is doom itself. Fleeing it approaches an ultimate imperative.
http://www.thedarkenlightenment.com/the-dark-enlightenment-b...
In the best case it leads to a realignment of the electorate.
In the worst case a lot of things go to hell, but he's a billionaire so he can always just up and move.
A pragmatic one.
> I pulled my blankie tighter around my shoulders, making a mental note the owner would require more bitcoin this month as I'd gone over my allotted 36 hours of blankie time.
> "No, it's for the greater good."
Jokes aside, you've lit on the fundamental part of this disagreement: In theory libertarians believe that; in practice it's hard to know what someone really believes and easy to see what they're doing. Speaking broadly, some people disagree that the actions of libertarian people are helping anybody else unless by accident. Take for example a straw libertarian who buys water rights in drought-stricken regions and sells the water back to the people living in those regions. This person claims publicly (and may or may not truly believe) they are helping people conserve their water. After all, the free market will quickly establish its true cost. To people who think this is fundamentally wrong, it doesn't even matter what the straw libertarian believes -- if it walks like vampire sucking you dry, it might be.
If he wasn't the only one, how exactly did he outbid his competitors? I'm asking these questions because this example doesn't seem realistic in libertarian effective free market paradise - on the contrary, this kind of situation arises with some regulated monopoly, not with a freely traded good. And just let me clarify for clarity, paying bribes to get purchase preference (which, let us be realistic, is the most common scenario here) is certainly _not_ a part of libertarian ideology.
Are those the same people that can't seem to snap out of only caring about good intentions, and shrugging off bad policies (none mentioned, none forgotten) as long as they were well-intentioned? And conversely, tend to view as suspicious improvements when they happened motivated by pursuing profit, and not some higher purpose?
What a load of bullshit. First of all, libertarians have hardly "taken over" anything. If anything, the SV scene (as seen from the outside anyway) seems markedly less libertarian now than it did 15 years ago. Back when Slashdot was full of techno-libertarian types, cyberpunks and crypto-anarchists were spending gobs of time planning how to use technology to enable the stateless society, and rich libertarian leaning folks like John Gilmore were suing the government over the right to travel without showing ID... back then, the SV technologist scene felt very libertarian indeed. Now, if anything, it seems that the progressives have taken over. You still hear a little chatter about Internet freedom and the need for strong crypto, and there is the crypto-currency crowd who have actually gotten somewhere... but by and large, the rhetoric you hear out of SV seems to have skewed in a distinctively statist direction the past decade or two.
Heck, just go back through the archives here at HN and compare the talk back at the beginning, to the talk now... you can't help but be struck by the profound shift that's occurred. Now it's commonplace for people to criticize capitalism, denigrate the value of hard work (after all, all success is just "luck"), promote more active government involvement in markets, etc. Heck, I guess you'd almost be hard pressed to find a libertarian on here anymore... or maybe most of us just don't bother saying anything because we know we'll get shouted down (and/or downvoted to oblivion) by the statists.
Beyond that, the essence of libertarianism is absolutely to care about "right and wrong", as expressed by the Zero Aggression Principle. And libertarianism itself doesn't say anything about making money... there are plenty of "hippie libertarians" who don't give a shit about making money. IOW, just because somebody is a Capitalist or is concerned with making money, doesn't automatically mean they are a "libertarian."
Granted, perhaps you can label them crony capitalists or some other epithet instead, for using government failings to their advantage instead of trying to do away with government (though some, such as Travis Kalanick, are notoriously big Ayn Rand fans). But when the folk definition for "libertarian" these days usually rests on the side of "-capitalist", and not "anarcho" - more Koch brothers (and Peter Thiel), than Gary Johnson (and Richard Stallman). When people usually talk about civil liberties groups, and Pirate parties, and hacker collectives, they think anarchists. When people talk about "neoliberals", or objectivist billionaires, they think libertarians.
Have a problem with that? Take the label back. Work to fix the public perception.
It isn't bullshit, just out of touch. That did happen. But it happened 20 years ago. Since then the leftists have taken over the way the libertarians did before. I can hardly fault people who have been away from the tech world for 20 years for basing their ideas on how things were 20 years ago.
And yet... there aren't a lot of women or minorities in the libertarian movement, and despite your 'hippie' comment, most of the voices are from people with well-paying jobs.
Libertarianism doesn't mention money per se, but the effect of it is that people who already have money and network effects don't have to share their bounty.
Hell, I remember arguing with one libertarian who was crystal clear on property rights, and that property could never be taken away if you didn't sell it yourself; the government had no right to take land (yadda yadda, Zero Aggression Principle) and any land transfers after that are moot because it would have been taken by force.
Okay, says I, then give your property back to the Native American tribe it was taken from. The rhetoric then changed to 'oh, I could only give it to a person who could show that they owned the exact plot of land that I had'. What, the specific plot of land that is only described by the entity that violently took it? That communal ownership that was tribal lands meant that somehow you could claim individual ownership over it anyway?
This is what libertarianism means to me, and to a lot of what you deride as 'statists'. It's a lot of superficially nice-sounding rhetoric, which boils down to "I get to keep all my stuff, and don't have to share. So what if my bounty is built on the backs of others, my stuff is my stuff".
OTOH, I'd say it's closer to "I'm happy to share with others, as long as I do it on my own terms, without somebody threatening me into it, and furthermore, even if I don't 'share', I contribute to the overall good simply by participating as a productive member of the economy". Consider what Adam Smith had to say:
"But man has almost constant occasion for the help of his brethren, and it is in vain for him to expect it from their benevolence only. He will be more likely to prevail if he can interest their self-love in his favour, and show them that it is for their own advantage to do for him what he requires of them. Whoever offers to another a bargain of any kind, proposes to do this. Give me that which I want, and you shall have this which you want, is the meaning of every such offer; and it is in this manner that we obtain from one another the far greater part of those good offices which we stand in need of. It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages. Nobody but a beggar chooses to depend chiefly upon the benevolence of his fellow-citizens. Even a beggar does not depend upon it entirely. The charity of well-disposed people, indeed, supplies him with the whole fund of his subsistence. But though this principle ultimately provides him with all the necessaries of life which he has occasion for, it neither does nor can provide him with them as he has occasion for them. The greater part of his occasional wants are supplied in the same manner as those of other people, by treaty, by barter, and by purchase. With the money which one man gives him he purchases food. The old clothes which another bestows upon him he exchanges for other old clothes which suit him better, or for lodging, or for food, or for money, with which he can buy either food, clothes, or lodging, as he has occasion."
Now that's not to say that there aren't Libertarians out there with a "fuck you, got mine" attitude. Then again, there are people with that attitude who aren't Libertarians as well.
We've also been through times when people "contributed to the overall good simply by participating as productive members of the economy". It was awful, and is why we have welfare programs these days. Private charity and/or trickle-down economics just do not cut the mustard, especially for individuals with chronic or ongoing problems.
> But though this principle ultimately provides [the beggar] with all the necessaries of life which he has occasion for
If you define 'necessities of life' as merely 'keeps a heartbeat going', then that paragraph will probably make sense to you. Most people would also consider shelter against the cold, clothes that fit and are in good order, and regular food as being necessities, none of which are needed to keep a heartbeat.
The other thing is that people's own self-interest is rarely thought about in the long-term. It takes a lot of education to plan out far ahead, which is one of the reasons why the wealthy stay wealthy. People aren't the perfectly informed, perfectly rational actors that these kind of paragraphs (and libertarian ideology) suggest.
Exhibit A I would point to is Lew Rockwell's blogging group, a prominent self-proclaimed "libertarian" and "anarcho-capitalist". Sure, they have a strong disdain for "The System" (items like "Wall Street", "the elite", police corruption, spy agencies) combined with the standard right-wing (they love "market forces", a bit ironic given the Wall Street hate; they hate any social redistribution, hate environmental regulations, etc.). Unfortunately, I think their true colors have shown recently, in that they have shown quite a bit of love for strong "macho" leaders like Putin and Trump.
In reality, I believe that this group is fascist-capitalist: they are right-wingers that don't like the messiness of democracy and laws and rules that much (unless said laws and rules benefit them, of course). No true philosophical libertarian would support strongmen leaders, for fairly obvious reasons. But just like the word "liberal" has been perverted in America (it's not classic liberalism any more!), "libertarian" has been perverted into this capitalist-at-all-cost strongmen personality in the public mind, because unfortunately too many of the loudest "libertarians" are.
As far as SV goes, you are right that (from a distance) it appears less libertarian than 15 years ago. It seems interesting that one of the biggest pushes for "basic income" comes from this crowd for instance. But I can also see why the shift happened.
One nice thing about the financial industry is that they generally seem to operate without this sort of pretext. Or the pretext is so flimsy that it's easily ignored. Or, if you're a glass-half-empty kind of person, they've lost enough of their humanity to not give a shit anymore. :/
Building new profitable companies and industries is actually how the world has been made into a vastly better place the last 250 years.
OTOH, maybe it's just because I'm neither rich nor important.
My main issue is Bachmann. He's been a bit too much for a while, but judging by the last episode I think the writers did this on purpose.
It's the only thing that gives me pause.