I wouldn't mind those kinds of book titles so much if they just said "Learn basic [language] syntax in [n] [units of time]". Not as catchy I guess, though.
10 years later it is worst than your nightmares.
Just because I know Java + Ruby Syntax + Some stuff on RoR does not mean I am a good RoR programmer, there's just so much more to RoR than the syntax.
I want to see someone completely grok pointer logic in 24 hrs from knowing nothing.