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> None of you have any idea what you are talking about even though you are supposed to be hackers.

You heard it here first folks. None of us know anything.

> You heard it here first folks. None of us know anything.

You've just taken the first step toward's web-scale enlightenment.

There is no spoon?

There can be only cloud.

Also, the cloud is Turing complete and has infinite tape.

The Eternal Mainframe in the sky. With diamonds.