I see you comment negatively on Microsoft articles just about every single time they're posted. It makes me think that you have some sort of agenda and so I don't really trust your opinion at all.
For myself, having used Linux since early Red Hat releases and Macs (professionally) since System 6 - I am certain that OS X and every Linux desktop are absolute garbage compared to Windows.
Anyway, to address your concerns:
> You shouldn't have to disable spyware when installing an OS.
You don't have to. Problem solved.
> You shouldn't have to install powershell to remove candy crush.
You don't have to do that either. Problem solved.
> You shouldn't have to uninstall adware on a new OS.
There is none. Problem solved.
> You shouldn't need an SSD...
You don't need one. Problem solved.
> Nah, Windows is a trash OS and it seems like the only people who use it are people who are forced to because of program compatibility.
Well, that's your opinion. I use it because it's the best. So, given that you're obviously wrong that "people only use it program compatibility [and no other reason]" we'll have to conclude that your opinion is not based on facts.