The Persuasive Power of Professional Email Signatures

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I'll burn some karma on this: What a fucking douche.

how about:

The persuasive power of running all my incoming smtp traffic through 4 different RBLs, postfix milters for openDKIM and openDMARC, SPF tagging the header before pipelining it into spamassassin, which then assigns suitable scores based on your lack of proper mass-email-sending etiquette, so that I never have to see this shit in my inbox.

Ayup.

Care to elaborate?

email marketing douchenozzles

Like we don't have enough trouble with people clicking links in phishing emails, why in the name of all that's holy would we want to train users to click on any 'interesting' link in a marketing cold-caller's email signature?