NOPRODUCT – accepting money now

This is art. It reminds me a 2004 french projet called "la Poudre Verte" (Green Powder)

http://www.poudreverte.org/

> THE SOLUTION FOR ALL YOUR COMPUTER PROBLEMS. The exclusive process of the green powder guaranties permanent and stable information systems.

Funny idea but VERY uncreative otherwise.

How about a pushbutton to generate a company name, smart ass hipster description (some SaaS thing), valuation, 'featured on ...', founder names and pictures, etc. To give a VC value for money: something to talk about :-)