Clearly the winner is Shakespeare (https://github.com/leachim6/hello-world/blob/master/s/shakes...):

"The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.

Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.

Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.

Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S."