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I'd consider that, but I doubt my cow-orkers would appreciate me taking off my shoes.

That's why I use my toe.

While I usually try to stay serious while reading HN, That statement really made me lol. I'm rooting more for Samsung's magnetic secure transmission (MST) to be more mainstream then these card replacements.

Same.

Also, my iPhone 5s seems to read my toeprint better than my fingerprint.

You guys are joking, right? Right?

I did it as a joke at first but it actually works quite well.